The Perennial Freshman

Poor little two-year-old Georgie. Born to parents unfit to raise gerbils, he’s dumped on his loving nana while the sperm and egg donors gallivant around the country, then snatch him up again when he’s nine and drag him across all forty-eight states.

When Japan bombs Pearl Harbor and everything is rationed, his folks are on the verge of divorce--or double-homicide.

They abandon him once again with more - or less - willing relatives in the hedonistic center of the cosmos: Hollywood.

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