The Pork Chop War

Three brothers and four pork chops make for trouble. As Brian sees it, there are too many brothers and not enough chops.

As his mother sees it, Dwight, Roy, and Brian fight (over ear size, pork chops, the pudding pot -- you name it) because they need their father, who's long since disappeared. There was Uncle Ted, but he died and now the family's had to move to a hole-in-the-wall apartment in a rough section of Boston. Once there, the boys run across such original neighbors as Nora O'Leary, ...