The Quotable Douchebag: A Treasury of Spectacularly Stupid Remarks

Did he really just say that?!?

Douchebags have a gift for speaking the unspeakable. Vain, arrogant, brash, and clueless, they’re the worst the male species has to offer—and now their most outlandish statements have been compiled into a single volume. The Quotable Douchebag features dozens of boneheaded and tasteless remarks from actors, musicians, athletes, and politicians, including:

David Hasselhoff: “There are many dying children out there whose last wish is to meet me.”

Gene Simmons:...