The Seagull: What I Wouldn't Doo to Keep from Pooping My Pants:

The Seagull: What I Wouldn't Doo to Keep from Pooping My Pants is a laugh-out-loud memoir of near misses, total losses, and the universal struggle to hold it together when nature calls at the worst possible moment. Author Darren Paul Muljo takes readers on a no-holds-barred journey through true-life bathroom emergencies-from backwoods disasters and road trip scrambles to public embarrassments and family "you had to be there" legends. With wit as sharp as the sting of hot wings and honesty a...