The Story of the Moral of the Mango That Could Tango

Strange things happening at night, in a FRUIT shop of all places... A dancing mango... An angry plum... Asparagus spears being thrown... At who? And why? And who saw the Italian salad dressing and why were they looking? What happened to the eggs and what were they afraid of? Who must be nuts and why was that OK... What on earth is going on? The Story Of The Moral Of The Mango That Could Tango tells the tale of a Mango, who, bored with sitting quietly in the shop like a good piece of fruit s...