Thick as a Brick (The Fatkini Chronicles)

Sometimes you gotta friend-zone someone, even if — no, especially if — you wanna jump his bones. Because he calls you perfect, but you know he's a threat to your heart.

Tattoos, boyish charm, a million-dollar bank balance, and a faulty filter between his brain and his mouth? That's romance author, Drew Katterman.

Big boobs, tiny waist, wide hips, and a painful case of self-consciousness? That's me, up-and-coming audiobook narrator, Zelda Gordon.

Drew's fans call him brilliant. His detractors c...