This Hamburger Crawls

I remember it like it was yesterday except it was two whole days ago, when I bit into my hamburger a rather small innocent piece dropped down, .... so downly to the table below causing me to think. "How much money was wasted by that one piece of hamburger dropping to the table?" then...then... Then it happened. The dropped piece of hamburger was not so innocent after all, it began to wriggle, sprout tendrils, then crawled? slithered? maneuvered off the table, ran outside, then disappeared i...