Tidings: The Absolutely True Story of Christmas (As Far As I Know)

A funny thing happened on the way to Bethlehem...

Joseph has been captured by soldiers. A pregnant Mary is being hunted by the king. She needs to escape Nazareth but doesn't know how. Three hard-drinking strangers claim they can help, but she isn't sure she can trust them. Oh, and let's not forget that the baby-daddy is God, The God, The Great 'I Am'. She's had better days.

Herod The Great has been king of Judaea for thirty years. He is losing his sanity to a disease. He learns shepherds are ...