Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion

by Gene Clements

Overview

The newest blockbuster from soon to be unheralded author, Gene Clements. “Tilly and Elmer's 50th Class Reunion” is the vast and complex tale of a bitter fifty year rivalry that suddenly erupts in an explosion of shocking facial expressions; of unfulfilled dreams lost, and weight gained. A thrilling story of foreplay under the moonlight and carnal lust imagined under cool white fluorescent lighting.

You’ll thrill to the clumsy drawings and inept writing of what critics have called the author’s best work since “What I Liked Best About our Field Trip to the Chuckles Candy Factory” from fourth grade. So find a comfy chair, fix yourself a tall gin and tonic, and settle in for three minutes of the best reading you’ve experienced since you pitched out the junk mail a few minutes ago.

Product Details

BN ID:	2940045453011
Publisher:	Gene Clements
Publication date:	11/20/2013
Series:	Tilly and Elmer - The Sexy Seniors of South Branch
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
Sales rank:	306,571
File size:	2 MB
Age Range:	18 Years

About the Author

Gene Clements is an artist, architect, and educator. He began the Tilly and Elmer series by writing a couple of paragraphs about a frisky older couple. His friends thought they were funny and wanted to find out what was going to happen if he finished the story. Now they know, for better or worse.
Gene grew up in a small town in the Midwest although he now lives in California. He thinks he’s eighteen, but he’s really the same age as Tilly and Elmer. These stories aren’t necessarily autobiographical. Gene knows a lot of interesting people and has a prolific imagination; a dangerous combination.