United States Censuous Bureau: The Adventures of a 2020 Census Enumerator

The snippets below attest that every day was an adventure while doing census work in the wilds of the South during the most contentious political climate of our time.

...Not too many guns came out. I wasn't told to get the hell off my property but for once or twice...

...the driver suddenly wheeled her substantial upper torso around to face me and with all seriousness said "I'd knock you over for that har."

The mountains are majestic, their colors an infinite blur of enchanting hues tha...