Vampire Menstrual Syndrome: A Novel

In this "completely unhinged and wickedly funny" (Lindy Ryan, bestselling author of Dollface) feminist horror-comedy, one woman's first day of her period goes spectacularly wrong when she's sacrificed to a dark god by a cult of entitled teenagers.

And you thought cramps were bad....

The last thing Vanessa Selvig wants to do on the first day of her period is work an unscheduled shift. But as a favor for her boss, she embarks on a late-night cake delivery to the suburbs. She awakens six feet...