Drives me nuts, but my wife LOVES SCREWING around in public...
Yes, that's right. I'm a big ole chicken, I can admit it. My wife, she's the wild one in our relationship. Maybe Candy is right, maybe I'm boring when it comes to sex. Call me old fashioned, I just don't think people our age should be flouncing around in public places, acting like a pair of horny teenagers.
Boring I may be, but I am also a pushover. So what Candy wants, Candy gets. Always.
I guess that explains what happened at the movies the other night. We had the theatre to ourselves, except for some old guy sitting way up on the top row. That made me a little nervous, but I let it go. As usual, give Candy an inch and she takes a mile. So things got way more heated than I ever agreed upon.
It wasn't until my wife was in the middle of a noisy orgasm that I realize the old man had switched seats and was now sitting directly behind us. But Candy wasn't surprised, not even a little. She'd been straddling my lap, facing him the whole damn time!
Afterwards, she came to her senses immediately.
Deeply embarrassed, she leaped up to straighten her clothes in a hurry. As she was dragging me out of the theatre, the old guy yelled after us. When we turned around, he was just standing there with a big dopey grin—holding up a business card. Much to my displeasure, Candy ran back and took it.
So how long did it take for her to start begging me to call this guy? Try the very next day.
Of course I said no. More like, NO flipping WAY! But she persisted and persisted. Fearing she might up and call the guy on her own, I ended up confiscating the card.
Unfortunately, curiosity soon got the better of me.
Using the details on his card, I did some digging. He was a bit older than I thought—same age as my dad—and wasn't very active on social media. But his account was linked to his wife's, and she was very active. Thanks to her, I was able to find plenty of pictures of him with what had to be his grand kids.
Overall, the guy seemed pretty normal. Harmless, even.
And we did have an Anniversary coming up...
What happens next? You choose!
- PATH A - Candy gets her wish.
- PATH B - Candy gets far more than her wish.
- PATH C - Candy's wish jumps the rails!