Who Stole Jesus?

Jesus has been quite literally been stolen.

Much like the plastic baby Jesus figurines that pranksters frequently steal from outdoor Nativity sets at Christmastime, He's been taken from His rightful position and is being used by various groups to support their own agendas, versus His. He's being held captive by those who have less than pure motives in wanting to use His persona to justify their own personal beliefs, lifestyle choices, and worldviews.

Jesus is missing in modern day America and...