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Narrated by: Maria Jette

Unabridged — 8 hours, 39 minutes

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Overview

Why Is My Bra Still On?
By Kristen Wasyliszyn

¿ American Fiction Awards -Winner (Humor/Comedy/Satire, 2025)
International Book Awards -Winner (2025)
Hawthorne Prize- Winner (Fiction, 2025)

“Get it!” - Kirkus Reviews

All Opal Slepecki wants is loyalty.
When her badly behaved friends refuse to help her die, it's hard not to take it personally.

It's been eighteen hours since she asked for their help.

The brash pill-popper.
The shameless exhibitionist.
And the mysterious beauty, have all gone quiet.

Opal k...