Wreck the Halls: a Worst Detective Ever Christmas novella

Deck the halls with boughs of . . . danger.

Joey Darling and her friend, Starla McKnight, are all set to host a new TV Christmas light special. But, before filming even begins, things go awry. Legs-with a human body attached-are sticking out of the family's chimney, wrecking the feel-good holiday show.

Things turn even more perilous when they discover their victim is a felon recently released from prison. Joey tries to stay out of the investigation, but she's as curious as a kid on Christmas ...