Writing Wrongly: The ongoing saga of an incomplete wanker

"When the whole world's against you, at least it's something to lean on."

When the worst writer in history self-publishes his books, the world of literature is decimated overnight. Illiteracy becomes something to aspire to and book burnings become rife. The publishing industry is left hemorrhaging credibility and teeters on the brink of collapse. Its recovery is not a matter of removing said books, or even destroying them: the same must be done to the mind responsible.

Thomas may be the worst...