You Can’t Judge A Book When It’s Covered With Pigs! by Susie T Piggle
I don’t know if many people know this, but pigs like to party! Once upon a time, there was this fun-loving pig named Eugene. One day Eugene decided to throw a really big party for all his intellectual pig friends. Well, those smart pigs started partying and, suffice to say, Eugene’s Piggy Party got totally OUT OF CONTROL! Eugene learned that tequila shots and smart pigs do not mix! Those inebriated brainy pigs decided to play this game that seemed like a great idea at the time! The game and challenge was which pig could come up with the most scholarly proverbs. As the piggy party gets a little bit wilder, they decided to put these proverbs in a book and to have it published! While those highbrow pigs waxed their proverbs so eloquently, they had Eugene write down the ones that all agreed were the top proverbs of all time.
The next morning, Eugene wakes up with such a killer hangover. The events of the party are hazy to him. The last thing he remembers was something about raping and sewing. OMG! What was Eugene going to do? After a little more thought and a couple cups of black coffee, Eugene realizes he wasn’t remembering about raping and sewing, the blurry memory was about reaping and sowing! Whew, he thinks to himself. Anyway, after Eugene clears his head and starts cleaning up after the party, he sees it! There on the coffee table was a binder with “You Can’t Judge A Book When It’s Covered With Pigs!” written on the front. Eugene opened up that book the highbrow pigs wrote and what he found was the most bizarre collection of piggy proverbs ever! Eugene hopes you will enjoy these outlandish sayings as much as Eugene and his friends do!