You Can't Make This Shit Up!

by Ronald Bilak

Overview

A collection of 23 stories about my life and the hilarious stories that go on. What started as a gathering of friends telling stories while drinking evolved into this book of the tales some will question but the proof is supplied.

In this book, you’ll learn:

* Why feeding dogs chili before a long trip in a van may not be a good idea

* True Crimes committed by my Grandmother and how she got away with it

* Why teaching Polish Arm Wrestling in school is not a smart thing to do

* How to become manager of a famous rock band for a night

* Why to never have a Nacho day for students who are lactose intolerant

These are more true stories from the bizarre and Why I Can’t Make This Shit Up!!!!!!!!!

Product Details

BN ID:	2940164967611
Publisher:	Ronald Bilak
Publication date:	07/15/2021
Sold by:	Smashwords
Format:	eBook
File size:	2 MB

About the Author

I was born and raised in Elizabeth PA near Pittsburgh. I grew up a huge sports fan watching the Steeler's dynasty rule, and the best of the Pirates, all while the steel mills shut down in the early 80’s. I served in 2 military units in my life, one foreign and later the United States Air Force from 1983 – 2003. I was a member of Franco’s Italian Army first and later I served with pride and distinction while in US service! I was stationed around the globe, and took advantage to experience as much of the world as I could until finally retiring In Bossier City, LA, a decorated veteran, husband, and father. I’ve been married for over 35 years, raised 2 beautiful girls and am a grandfather. I’ve worked in a variety of positions since retiring from the military, from information technology, to academics, to banking. I’ve had adventures. I investigated the paranormal, and was a UFO hunter. During my life and travels I’ve had many incredible, strange, and mind-boggling experiences which I’d like to share the share with you. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll pull your hair out wondering what the hell people were doing. But if I can make one person laugh, it will all have been worth it.