You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)

You Can't Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year as President Donald J. Trump (A So-Called Parody)

by Alec Baldwin, Kurt Andersen


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Political satire as deeper truth: Donald Trump’s presidential memoir, as recorded by two world-renowned Trump scholars, and experts on greatness generally
"I have the best words, beautiful words, as everybody has been talking and talking about for a long time. Also? The best sentences and, what do you call them, paragraphs. My previous books were great and sold extremely, unbelievably well—even the ones by dishonest, disgusting so-called journalists. But those writers didn't understand Trump, because quite frankly they were major losers. People say if you want it done right you have to do it yourself, even when 'it' is a 'memoir.' So every word of this book was written by me, using a special advanced word processing system during the many, many nights I've been forced to stay alone in the White House—only me, just me, trust me, nobody helped. And it's all 100% true, so true—people are already saying it may be the truest book ever published. Enjoy."
Until Donald Trump publishes the ultimate account of his entire four or eight or one-and-a-half years in the White House, the definitive chronicle will be You Can’t Spell America Without Me: The Really Tremendous Inside Story of My Fantastic First Year As President. Trump was elected because he was the most frank presidential candidate in history, a man eager to tell the unvarnished truth about others’ flaws and tout his own amazing excellence. Now he levels his refreshingly compulsive, un-PC candor at his landslide election victory as well as his role as commander-in-chief and leader of the free world.
There are intimate, powerful, mind-boggling revelations on every page. You are there with him during his private encounters with world leaders, a few of whom he does not insult. You are there at the genius Oval Office strategy sessions with his advisers. You are there in his White House bedroom as he crafts the pre-dawn Twitter pronouncements that rock the world. And, of course, you are there on the golf course as Trump attempts to manage the burdens of his office. 
President Trump explains each of the historic decisions that have already made America great again, and how he always triumphs over the fake news media. You'll learn what he really thinks of his cabinet members and top aides not related to him, of the First Lady and the First Daughter and the additional three or four Trump children. Included at no extra charge is a lavish and exclusive portfolio of spectacular, historic and intimate color photographs of President Trump in private – inside the White House, inside Mar-a-Lago, at Trump Tower, and more. 

You Can’t Spell America Without Me is presented by America’s foremost Trump scholar Kurt Andersen as well as America's foremost mediocre Trump impersonator, Alec Baldwin.

You Can't Spell America Without Me is the perfect holiday gift!

Product Details

ISBN-13: 9780525521990
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Publication date: 11/07/2017
Pages: 256
Sales rank: 523,296
Product dimensions: 6.40(w) x 9.50(h) x 1.20(d)

About the Author

Alec Baldwin is a multiple Emmy, Golden Globe, and Screen Actors Guild Award-winning actor, producer, comedian, and philanthropist. He has also been nominated for an Oscar and a Tony Award and the author of the New York Times bestseller A Promise to Ourselves. 

Kurt Andersen is an author/novelist and host of the public radio show Studio 360. He is also co-founder of Spy and author of Fantasyland: How America Went Haywire: A 500-Year History, which Random House is publishing in July 2017.

Table of Contents

Chapter 1 You Actually Can't Spell America Without "Me" 1

Chapter 2 I Had To Do It My Way 6

Chapter 3 This is American History 15

Chapter 4 I Won, I'm a Winner, I'm The Winner 23

Chapter 5 With Great Wealth Comes Great Quality 34

Chapter 6 The Actual Legal Takeover of the Government 37

Chapter 7 I Need a TV In The Oval 47

Chapter 8 It Finally Felt Real, Like a Movie 53

Chapter 9 I'm The President 65

Chapter 10 I Feel Like a New Man 77

Chapter 11 I Like Tough 80

Chapter 12 It Was About To Get Even Better 88

Chapter 13 The So-Called Russia Stories 98

Chapter 14 If I Acted "Presidential" I'd Lose My Special Powers 102

Chapter 15 The American People Understand 114

Chapter 16 A Good Test for Comey 125

Chapter 17 They Said It On the News 132

Chapter 18 The Bad Polls Are Probably Mostly or Completely Fake 143

Chapter 19 Everybody Lied To Me 152

Chapter 20 Ivanka Has Such a Gorgeous Smile 164

Chapter 21 The Presidency Really is Like a TV Series 171

Chapter 22 I Never Panic 179

Chapter 23 I Had To "Kill" Him-Kiel in Quotation Marks 190

Chapter 24 The "Special Counsel" is Totally Rigged 196

Chapter 25 Everyone Nervous Except Me 200

Chapter 26 Is Jared A Fredo? 205

Chapter 27 We're Both Strong and Know the Score 208

Chapter 28 If Anything Happens To Me, Here's the Truth 212

Chapter 29 We'll All Look Back and Laugh About This 214

Chapter 30 Call Him Flipper 216

Chapter 31 It's A Crazy World 217

Chapter 32 So Many, Many Secrets To Keep 221

Chapter 33 Route 66 223

Chapter 34 Maga 226

Chapter 35 My Nobel Prize 227

Chapter 36 Shlimazel 228

Chapter 37 Ang Buhlay Ay Maganda 229

Chapter 38 Was That All A Dream? 232

Chapter 39 All Fake 233

Chapter 40 Hooray President Trump, Hooray Presidente Trump, Hooray President Trump in Russian With the Crazy Backward 3 234

Chapter 41 The End 240

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