Didn't think so.
It's just a fact--most people aren't. But that doesn't stop them from thinking that they are. And that shouldn't stop you from mocking them. In fact, it should just encourage you.
Here's your thumbs up to giving the thumbs down to everyone and everything that's far from awesome and, really, just plain awful.
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About the Author
You know who's awesome? Ted Fox, for writing this "book." And for unknowingly putting on his wife's t-shirt and then admiring his pecs. Hailed as "the perfect wiseass" by his wife's uncle, Ted tweets as @KnowWhosAwesome and lives in Indiana. His parents are just happy he's not living in their basement.