Just because you're a reanimated corpse doesn't mean you can't fall in love--as this hilarious dating guide parody proves.
Dating is tough, but hooking up when you're undead can be a nightmare. It's hard enough to meet that special something without having to worry about fetid breath, angry mobs, and missing (ahem) appendages. And if you do score a night on the prowl with the zombie of your dreams, you'll face all the usual dating concerns, and then some: How soon is too soon to call after a first date? What's the best cover-up for a shotgun wound: plaster or caulk? And what's the proper dining etiquette when your meal tries to call the authorities?
Filled with insightful advice, tips, quizzes, charts, and more, Zombie Love is sure to help any walking corpse find a soul mate and possibly even a happily ever afterlife.
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About the Author
Jeff Busch, author of Zombie High Yearbook '64, is an award-winning book, movie, and video game illustrator who spends an unwholesome amount of his free time thinking about the ways of the undead. He and his family live just outside Chicago, where they have built and provisioned an underground bunker in preparation for the zombie apocalypse.
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