A Matter of Temperance

"Hello, is anyone there?" "This is Ichabod Temperance, transmitting from the year 1875." "Do you read me?" "Oh my Goodness! We've got trouble, y'all!" "Ever since that strange comet passed our world, not only have there been more than just an overwhelming amount of steam and spring inventions popping up all over Earth, but there also have been uncanny monster sightings as well! Well, almost sightings, as these inter-dimensional, over-legged, eyeball-clustered beasties are nearly invisible t...