Butt Wars: The Final Conflict (Butt Wars Series Book #3)

Overview


The stinky scoundrels from international bestsellers THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO! and ZOMBIE BUTTS FROM URANUS! are back--and determined to wipe away the earth!

Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a ...

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Overview


The stinky scoundrels from international bestsellers THE DAY MY BUTT WENT PSYCHO! and ZOMBIE BUTTS FROM URANUS! are back--and determined to wipe away the earth!

Zack Freeman (and his butt) have twice saved the world from total reek-dom. But now the young butt-fighter faces his nastiest challenge yet: Hundreds of thousands of Great White Butts attacking the earth with giant brown blobs are about to cause Buttageddon. In order to stop them, Zack will have to hitch a ride in a time-traveling buttmobile, back to the reign of the prehistoric buttosaurs. Can Zack battle the Tyrannosore-arses, juggle a giant arseteroid, and put the butts-gone-bad back in their place? Or will the entire world be abutterated?

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What do time-traveling butts, mutant butts, roobutts, buttmobiles, buttguns, Great White Butts, giant brown blobs, and humongous arseteroids have in common? They are all part of Zack Freeman's final quest. He has arrived back on Earth after saving the world and his parents from Uranus. When he is about to be squashed by a giant brown blob, he realizes what he has to face—disgusting. Can Zack do it? He has graduated from Silas Sterne's Butt-fighting academy and holds a butt-fighter's certificate and a medal of excellence for his work in the butt-fighting simulator. However, he is in way over his head. How will he ward off the giant-brown-blobbificaiton? Zack turns to his hero—his grandfather, Percy Freeman, who was one of the world's first butt-fighters: the Wiper. Zack takes the challenge and starts wiping. Eventually, Zack joins forces with Robobutt and travels millions of years back in time to conquer the Tyrannosore-arses, arseterioids, and pulls his head out of his butt to save the Earth once again. You do not have to be familiar with the other books in the series to get a good laugh from this conflict. Readers of all skills and interests will enjoy this action-adventure butt story. 2005, Scholastic, Ages 9 to 12.
—Kelly Grebinoski
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780439747509
  • Publisher: Scholastic, Inc.
  • Publication date: 12/1/2005
  • Series: Andy Griffiths' Butt , #3
  • Edition description: Reprint
  • Pages: 304
  • Sales rank: 247,804
  • Age range: 8 - 12 Years
  • Product dimensions: 5.66 (w) x 7.86 (h) x 0.78 (d)

Meet the Author


Andy Griffiths is the New York Times bestselling author of The Day My Butt Went Psycho!, Zombie Butts from Uranus!, Butt Wars!: The Final Conflict, Just Stupid!, Just Wacky!, Just Annoying!, Just Joking!, and Just Disgusting! He lives in Australia with his wife, their kids, and his butt.
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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 4, 2012

    HIghly recommend if you are a 10 year old

    My son loves these books - I can hear him laughing out loud up in his room when he is reading them. I read the intro to the book and was laughing myself. I guess there is a 10 year old inside of all of us.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 26, 2006

    The Best of the Trilogy!

    The first one was good. The second not quite as good as the first. But this one is the best. Action in almost every chapter and a surprisingly good storyline running through it. You will love this book which has a surprising ending too. Read it and enjoy.

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