Dirklus

A young wizard, whose magic was sabotaged at birth, reaps havoc with his unpredictable spells in order to save the woman of his dreams. Only, unbeknownst to him, the object of his affections has been the object of everybody else's affections for a modest price at one time or another. "... fantasy-genre readers with a penchant for sly stuff that never takes itself too seriously--and remains coyly naughty around the margins--won't mind a return to Beach's shores." -- Kirkus Reviews