The End: Book the Thirteenth (A Series of Unfortunate Events)
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The End: Book the Thirteenth (A Series of Unfortunate Events)

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by Lemony Snicket, Brett Helquist, Michael Kupperman

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Like an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The thirteenth and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers' most burning questions: Will Count Olaf prevail? Will the Baudelaires survive?

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Like an off-key violin concert, the Roman Empire, or food poisoning, all things must come to an end. Thankfully, this includes A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket. The thirteenth and final installment in the groundbreaking series will answer readers' most burning questions: Will Count Olaf prevail? Will the Baudelaires survive? Will the series end happily? If there's nothing out there, what was that noise?

Then again, why trouble yourself with unfortunate resolutions? Avoid the thirteenth and final book of Lemony Snicket's international bestselling series and you'll never have to know what happens.

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Editorial Reviews

The only thing more depressing than this lamentable series is the realization that it is ending. Like the vague pain of an untreated toothache, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events had come to be a familiar part of our daily existence. We had even grown to relish the discomforts of the Baudelaire orphans as they coped, often inadequately, with the devious machinations of Count Olaf. It is true that we should have been better prepared for the series' terminus: The author himself had suggested repeatedly that we seek more pleasurable avenues of reading. But no, we plodded on, soaking up the sorrow and pity of the series like large, sodden sponges. And now it is over. What other misery can life offer?

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HarperCollins Publishers
Publication date:
A Series of Unfortunate Events, #13
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Product dimensions:
7.20(w) x 5.32(h) x 1.30(d)
NC1370L (what's this?)
Age Range:
8 - 12 Years

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A Series of Unfortunate Events #13: The End

By Lemony Snicket

HarperCollins Publishers, Inc.

Copyright © 2006 Lemony Snicket
All right reserved.

ISBN: 0060296445

Chapter One

If you have ever peeled an onion, then you know that the first thin, papery layer reveals another thin, papery layer, and that layer reveals another, and another, and before you know it you have hundreds of layers all over the kitchen table and thousands of tears in your eyes, sorry that you ever started peeling in the first place and wishing that you had left the onion alone to wither away on the shelf of the pantry while you went on with your life, even if that meant never again enjoying the complicated and overwhelming taste of this strange and bitter vegetable.

In this way, the story of the Baudelaire orphans is like an onion, and if you insist on reading each and every thin, papery layer in A Series of Unfortunate Events, your only reward will be 170 chapters of misery in your library and countless tears in your eyes. Even if you have read the first twelve volumes of the Baudelaires' story, it is not too late to stop peeling away the layers, and to put this book back on the shelf to wither away while you read something less complicated and overwhelming. The end of this unhappy chronicle is like its bad beginning, as each misfortune only reveals another, and another, and another, and only those with the stomach for thisstrange and bitter tale should venture any farther into the Baudelaire onion. I'm sorry to tell you this, but that is how the story goes.

The Baudelaire orphans would have been happy to see an onion, had one come bobbing along as they traveled across the vast and empty sea in a boat the size of a large bed but not nearly as comfortable. Had such a vegetable appeared, Violet, the eldest Baudelaire, would have tied up her hair in a ribbon to keep it out of her eyes, and in moments would have invented a device to retrieve the onion from the water. Klaus, the middle sibling and the only boy, would have remembered useful facts from one of the thousands of books he had read, and been able to identify which type of onion it was, and whether or not it was edible. And Sunny, who was just scarcely out of babyhood, would have sliced the onion into bite-sized pieces with her unusually sharp teeth, and put her newly developed cooking skills to good use in order to turn a simple onion into something quite tasty indeed. The elder Baudelaires could imagine their sister announcing "Soubise!" which was her way of saying "Dinner is served."

But the three children had not seen an onion. Indeed, they had not seen much of anything during their ocean voyage, which had begun when the Baudelaires had pushed the large, wooden boat off the roof of the Hotel Denouement in order to escape from the fire engulfing the hotel, as well as the authorities who wanted to arrest the children for arson and murder. The wind and tides had quickly pushed the boat away from the burning hotel, and by sunset the hotel and all the other buildings in the city were a distant, faraway blur. Now, the following morning, the only things the Baudelaires had seen were the quiet, still surface of the sea and the gray gloom of the sky. The weather reminded them of the day at Briny Beach when the Baudelaires had learned of the loss of their parents and their home in a terrible fire, and the children spent much of their time in silence, thinking about that dreadful day and all of the dreadful days that had followed. It almost would have been peaceful to sit in a drifting boat and think about their lives, had it not been for the Baudelaires' unpleasant companion.

Their companion's name was Count Olaf, and it had been the Baudelaire orphans' misfortune to be in this dreadful man's company since they had become orphans and he had become their guardian. Olaf had hatched scheme after scheme in an attempt to get his filthy hands on the enormous fortune the Baudelaire parents had left behind, and although each scheme had failed, it appeared as if some of the villain's wickedness had rubbed off on the children, and now Olaf and the Baudelaires were all in the same boat. Both the children and the count were responsible for a number of treacherous crimes, although at least the Baudelaire orphans had the decency to feel terrible about this, whereas all Count Olaf had been doing for the past few days was bragging about it.

"I've triumphed!" Count Olaf reiterated, a word which here means "announced for the umpteenth time." He stood proudly at the front of the boat, leaning against a carving of an octopus attacking a man in a diving suit that served as the boat's figurehead. "You orphans thought you could escape me, but at last you're in my clutches!"

"Yes, Olaf," Violet agreed wearily. The eldest Baudelaire did not bother to point out that as they were all alone in the middle of the ocean, it was just as accurate to say that Olaf was in the Baudelaires' clutches as it was to say they were in his. Sighing, she gazed up at the tall mast of the boat, where a tattered sail drooped limply in the still air. For some time, Violet had been trying to invent a way for the boat to move even when there wasn't any wind, but the only mechanical materials on board were a pair of enormous spatulas from the Hotel Denouement's rooftop sunbathing salon. The children had been using these spatulas as oars, but rowing a boat is very hard work, particularly if one's traveling companions are too busy bragging to help out, and Violet was trying to think of a way they might move the boat faster.

"I've burned down the Hotel Denouement," Olaf cried, gesturing dramatically, "and destroyed V.F.D. once and for all!"


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End 4.4 out of 5 based on 1 ratings. 645 reviews.
Victor Harrison More than 1 year ago
I am 14 and i still love reading the books. The way Lemony Snickett portrayed what happened to the Bauldelaire children just draws you in. I am definateltly going to watch the movies!!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Best book ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hope he makes a new series:) this book was amazing!!!! I hope you read it
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Im now 15 ive followed the seris since i was in middle svhool...these books kept me focused for some reason....thank you lemony snicket :) *claps hands*
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It is by far the best book ever. I loved it. I just finished 30 min. ago but im still sobing. WHAT HAPPENS TO THE QUAGMIRE TRIPLETS OR FIONA?!Someone please tell me. It dose not tell in the book. Any ways ( still sobing ) i think everyone should read the sieries. GO LEMONY SNICKET ( still sobing )
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I am not a big fan of books, but this series got me out of my seat and i never wanted to stop reading them. I recomend this book to all the people out there who are or are not book readers.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
You people that think these books are terrible have nothing to do but complain. These books are awesome, and kept you guessing till the end. Best books ever.
dOMiNiC66 More than 1 year ago
This book is the BOMB!!! It is an amazing book! You should read it if you have time!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
It was a little confusing at the end, but it was a good book to finish of the series:)
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I like this series,more likely.sunny is my favorite caractar. Get this book seies(you shoul read the 1st book 1$t)!!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Must buy book series! I promiss you that you will not be able to put the book down once you start! BUY BUY BUY !!!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
This is a wonderful book, I almost want to read it twice!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
AWESOME! Best book ever but man what a hanger at the end. I want more
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I'm preety sure he did come out with a book that awnsers all the questions. If only I could find it, then this book would be six stars!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Best one yet!!! I knew Count Olaf would die! But where are the Quagmires?
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this book. It's just that there are mysteries that are still unsolved!! Where are the Quagmires????
piratesweetie More than 1 year ago
I have been hooked on this series for a long time and have purchased most of the books written by the alleged "Lemony Snicket" because I was truly captivated by the writing and genuinely began to have an active interest in the Baudelaires. I know that in each book he says that the Baudelaire family will always experience tragic events and be unhappy, but I was really looking forward to this book to have an ultimately satisfying ending. Boy, was I wrong. No mysteries were clarified, unless you count the few extra new mysteries that were heaped onto the already confusing debacle. I really expected more out of the last book. You expect the end of a series to leave you satisfied. This book was definitely a disappointment--but I still love the books.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
Does Count Olaf finally get caught
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I finished the book...AND I LOVE IT!!!!!! I will tell wat happens...but if u dont wanna know, ten dont read anymore of my post......u could just skip to the very LAST paragraph....the second one is about what happens in the story...if u wanna know what this whole thing. So....this is what happens in the story. The Baudelaire Orphans(who are innocent little kids who are orpahns that their parents died in a terrrrible fire that ruined their home and belongings.There was Violet who was 14. She liked to invent stuff that was useful.Then there was Klaus who was 13. He liked to read lots of books...he happens to remember mostlyy everything he reads. Then there is Sunny...shhe is a baby i the end of this series i think she is 1 or 2. She bites stuff with her sharp teeth.) start of in a boat with Count Olaf( a viillan that ruined their lives ) they soon arrive on an island with a ruler named Ishmeahl. He says he wont force anyone to do anything..but it seems that he does. Island ways arent gair for the islanders..or the Baudelairs. Because of that there is a schism. They all want to get rid of Ishmehl. Then..they see Kit ( a pregnate woman, friend of Baudelairs, a character from the last book, a kind woman, and a sister of Jaquez snicket.) Her baby is coming out! Soon it does...but Count Olaf spreads a posinouse fungus all over the island..islanders leave. Kit and Olaf die...but a sexond before Kit dies, she has her babies..before she died...the baudelairs promised they would take good care of her baby who was named afyer the mother of the Baudelairs. I loved this book! Get it!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I love this series
ShadyJ More than 1 year ago
In this final installment of the series of unfortunate events, we find Sunny, Claus, and Violet in the clutches of Count Olaf on a boat in the sea. Then they crash on an island that is cut off from the rest of the world, and find themselves in another unfortunate event in the horror book that is their lives. Violet is the oldest of the Bauldelaire orphans and the direct inheritant of the Bauldelaire fortune, she is the inventor of the group. Claus is the middle child, he gathers all the information he can from books, he is the reader of the group. Sunny is the youngest of the orphans, she doesnt talk alot, but when she does only Violet and Claus can understand her. Then there is Count Olaf, the maniacle villan whom is always chasing the orphans trying to get his oversized fingers on the fortune their parents left them. This is a very compelling book, if you havent read the series I highly recommend it.
Guest More than 1 year ago
The conclusion to Lemony Snicket's Series of Unfortunate Events was a long due one, considering the 13 volumes it has taken to tell the tale of the Baudelaire orphans. Unfortunately, Snicket's latest book, THE END, does not effectively end the series. Albeit humorous, the book is far from satisfactory to fans who have read the Series asking questions regarding the appearing and disappearing of characters and their importance. Readers have asked what is VFD? The Sugar bowl? And what caused the great schism? Snicket has had much potential with his plot, but the end of THE END is disappointing and even more so unimaginative. Snicket leaves many mysteries and questions unanswered by abruptly ending the acclaimed series. Snicket says that 'we have indeed reached the last chapter of the Baudelaires' story, even if the Baudelaires had not' and concludes that their fate and all the answers to the Series are ¿better left unknown.' What a poor ending. I think the author just could not think of anything to wrap up his Series¿ incongruous plot line with its flippant plot twists, insignificant characters, and meaningless meandering of the principle characters. THE END leaves the reader unfulfilled for its lack of resolve and it is obvious that the Series of Unfortunate Events inevitably pointless existence was to compete with Harry Potter and other fantasy works and gain profit. Do not be fooled by the humor or developmental traits of key characters. The Series of Unfortunate Events is a waste of time and money. Do not read this book or any other in the series. You will be severely and unfortunately disappointed.
Guest More than 1 year ago
I hope not. What happened here?? Did someone bump-off Snicket before he wrote the end of The End? Please, this was such a sad and pathetic ending to a wonderful series. If I didn't love books so much, I would burn all the ones from this series
Guest More than 1 year ago
I love A Series of Unfortunate Events. I can't believe it is near the end. I hope my questions get answered. I reccomend this series to anyone. It is the best in the world. Lemony Snicket rocks.
Anonymous 25 days ago
I have the whole series no joke
Anonymous 6 months ago
I have the beatrice files and it comes with a poster of a smashed boat named beatrice &bull;_&bull; they had a Very Fast Death