Holy Cow: An Indian Adventure

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In her twenties, journalist Sarah Macdonald backpacked around India and came away with a lasting impression of heat, pollution and poverty. So when an airport beggar read her palm and told her she would return to India—and for love—she screamed, “Never!” and gave the country, and him, the finger.

But eleven years later, the prophecy comes true. When the love of Sarah’s life is posted to India, she quits her dream job to move to the most polluted city on earth, New Delhi. For ...

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Overview

In her twenties, journalist Sarah Macdonald backpacked around India and came away with a lasting impression of heat, pollution and poverty. So when an airport beggar read her palm and told her she would return to India—and for love—she screamed, “Never!” and gave the country, and him, the finger.

But eleven years later, the prophecy comes true. When the love of Sarah’s life is posted to India, she quits her dream job to move to the most polluted city on earth, New Delhi. For Sarah this seems like the ultimate sacrifice for love, and it almost kills her, literally. Just settled, she falls dangerously ill with double pneumonia, an experience that compels her to face some serious questions about her own fragile mortality and inner spiritual void. “I must find peace in the only place possible in India,” she concludes. “Within.” Thus begins her journey of discovery through India in search of the meaning of life and death.

Holy Cow is Macdonald’s often hilarious chronicle of her adventures in a land of chaos and contradiction, of encounters with Hinduism, Islam and Jainism, Sufis, Sikhs, Parsis and Christians and a kaleidoscope of yogis, swamis and Bollywood stars. From spiritual retreats and crumbling nirvanas to war zones and New Delhi nightclubs, it is a journey that only a woman on a mission to save her soul, her love life—and her sanity—can survive.

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Feisty, outspoken Sarah Macdonald made a firm decision after backpacking through India in her 20s: She would never return. India was a land of filth and desperation, and she was nearly free of it when, as she prepared to board her plane back to her Australian homeland, a beggar read her palm and declared that she'd be back; the next time, for love.

And indeed, 12 years later, Macdonald abandons a successful career as a journalist to join her true love in teeming, polluted, noisy New Delhi. Shortly after her arrival, a bout with double pneumonia leaves her near death, but Macdonald handles her illness, as she does all her encounters, with an acerbic wit and acute powers of observation. But her experience yields a powerful lesson, and Macdonald returns to health with a newfound sense of mission: She must find peace in the only possible place -- within.

For the next two years, Macdonald makes friends with a colorful cast of locals who educate her in the ways of their country. Seeking enlightenment and adventure, she visits gurus, attends religious festivals, and meditates, traveling to fantastic locales along the way. But in the end (holy cow!) Macdonald's most important spiritual breakthrough comes courtesy of a most unlikely source: her own heart. Our readers gave Holy Cow 16 Shiva thumbs up! (Summer 2004 Selection)

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“A wonderfully honest and soul-searching book . . . Macdonald writes with clarity and humor about India and its many paths to enlightenment.” —Travel (Australia)
Publishers Weekly
Australian radio correspondent Macdonald's rollicking memoir recounts the two years she spent in India when her boyfriend, Jonathan, a TV news correspondent, was assigned to New Delhi. Leaving behind her own budding career, she spends her sabbatical traveling around the country, sampling India's "spiritual smorgasbord": attending a silent retreat for Vipassana meditation, seeking out a Sikh Ayurvedic "miracle healer," bathing in the Ganges with Hindus, studying Buddhism in Dharamsala, dabbling in Judaism with Israeli tourists, dipping into Parsi practices in Mumbai, visiting an ashram in Kerala, attending a Christian festival in Velangani and singing with Sufis. Paralleling Macdonald's spiritual journey is her evolution as a writer; she trades her sometimes glib remarks ("I've always thought it hilarious that Indian people chose the most boring, domesticated, compliant and stupidest animal on earth to adore") and 1980s song title references (e.g., "Karma Chameleon") for a more sensitive tone and a sober understanding that neither mocks nor romanticizes Indian culture and the Western visitors who embrace it. The book ends on a serious note, when September 11 shakes Macdonald's faith and Jonathan, now her husband, is sent to cover the war in Afghanistan. Macdonald is less compelling when writing about herself, her career and her relationship than when she is describing spiritual centers, New Delhi nightclubs and Bollywood cinema. Still, she brings a reporter's curiosity, interviewing skills and eye for detail to everything she encounters, and winningly captures "[t]he drama, the dharma, the innocent exuberance of the festivals, the intensity of the living, the piety in playfulness and the embrace of living day by day." Agent, Fiona Henderson. (On sale Apr. 13) Forecast: A print ad campaign and media attention could draw in armchair travelers and spiritual seekers, and the book's quirky, hot pink jacket will definitely catch browsers' eyes. Copyright 2004 Reed Business Information.
Kirkus Reviews
An Australian radio correspondent's cheekily observant chronicle of a few full-throttle years living and traveling in India. Macdonald's first brush with the subcontinent was not altogether promising; on the plane home, she gave "smog-swirled New Delhi the finger." But a palm reader at the airport prophesized that she would return, and that she does, 11 years later, to be with her New Delhi-based news-correspondent boyfriend. India is still Wonderland: "In this other universe everyone seems mad and everything is upside down, back to front and infuriatingly bizarre." Sacred cows huddle at busy intersections, "where they seem to chat away like the bulls of Gary Larson cartoons," and "everyone seems to drive with one finger on the horn and another shoved high up a nostril." It's sensory-overload time, yet the exuberance and energy tugs at Macdonald, beveling her tartness and getting her involved with the people. The mother of a friend welcomes her with "a hug and a gift of toe rings. . . . I love her immediately." Jains, Parsis, Jews, Buddhists, Hindus, and Sikhs all conduct her through their life ways. ("The communal kitchen is the Sikh faith's 'up yours' to the Hindu notion of caste.") The author offers a smattering of theological discourse, but she's more given to anecdotes about the oddments that mark her time, from the mystery of why her breasts grow to a wished-for larger size after a holy embrace to encounters with India's real gods: movie stars. At times Macdonald lives like someone out of a Jane Austen novel, at others it seems that Grace Slick has sublet her brainspace, but India convinces her that "I kind of like being confused, wrestling with contradictions, and not having towrap up issues in a minute." Not long on instruction, though Macdonald gets the other half of the travel-literature equation: vast entertainment. Agent: Fiona Inglis/Curtis Brown Australia
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Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780767915748
  • Publisher: Crown Publishing Group
  • Publication date: 4/13/2004
  • Pages: 304
  • Sales rank: 336,466
  • Product dimensions: 5.21 (w) x 8.01 (h) x 0.66 (d)

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1 | Through the Looking Glass

I have a dreadful long-term memory. I only remember two traumatic events of my childhood--my brother's near-death by drowning and my own near-death by humiliation when I was rescued by a lifeguard while attempting my first lap of the butterfly stroke in the local pool. I vaguely remember truth or dare kisses in the back of a bus, aged about twelve, dancing to "My Sharona" at thirteen, behaving like an absolute arsehole in my adolescence and having a hideous hippie phase involving dreadlocks and tie-dye when I was at college.

For my twenty-first birthday my parents gave me a plane ticket and a blessing to leave home and Australia for a year. This middle-class rite of passage had become a family tradition--my mother had hitchhiked around Europe in the fifties and wanted us all to experience the joy of travel before we settled into careers. My trip through Europe, Egypt and Turkey is a bit of a blur and recollections of the two-month tour of India on the way home are vague. I can see myself roadside squatting and peeing with women in wonderful saris, sunset games of beach cricket with a trinity of fat Goan men named Jesus, Joseph and Jude, and the white bright teeth of a child rickshaw driver wearing a T-shirt printed with come on aussie come on. I recall angst, incredible anger, deep depression and a love-hate relationship with the country, but I can't remember why. I'd filed the soothsayer, his prophecies and my vow never to return under "young stupid rubbish" and let it fall deep into the black hole of my brain.

Until now--a month short of eleven years later.

As I walk into the plane in Singapore, a seed starts to sprout in the blocked sewer of my memory; a seed watered by the essence of stale urine and the whiff of vomit coming from my window seat (where the pink and orange paisley wallpaper artfully camouflages the spew). The high-pitched, highly excited jumble of Indian voices almost germinates a recollection. But after too many going-away parties, involving too much indulgence, I'm too wasted to let the bud bloom. I fall asleep.

Somewhere over Chennai I become aware of an increasingly rhythmic prodding of my inner thigh by something long, thin and hard. I open my eyes to see a brown finger with a long curved nail closing in on my crotch. The digit is attached to a scrawny old Sikh in a turban sitting beside me. He is slobbering and shaking with excitement. I'm too sleepy, shocked and, for some reason, too embarrassed to scream, so I buzz for sisterly assistance.

An air hostess with big hair, long nails and drag-queen makeup slowly strolls over. She looks cranky.

"What?"

"This man is touching me when I sleep," I bleat indignantly.

The hostess rolls her eyes and waggles her finger.

At me.

"Well, stay awake and don't let it happen again, madam."

She wheels on the spot and strides off, swishing her nylon sari.

Months later a friend will tell me that many Indian flight attendants are rich girls whose parents pay a massive bribe to get them a job involving travel and five-star hotels. These brats view passengers as pesky intrusions way beneath their status, and detest doing the job of a high-flying servant. But right now, I'm floored, abandoned and angry.

I stay wide-awake and alert until the hostess with the mostest sprays the cabin with foul-smelling insecticide. She aims an extra jet directly at my head. I can almost hear her thinking, This should clean the Western whore.

It's now that I remember that India is like Wonderland. In this other universe everyone seems mad and everything is upside down, back to front and infuriatingly bizarre. I'm Alice: fuzzy with feelings about my previous trip down the rabbit hole, I'm now flying straight back through the looking glass to a place where women are blamed for sleazy men and planes are sprayed when they fly from a clean city to a dirty one. In this world we applaud a dreadful landing that's as fast and steep as a takeoff, we jump up and tackle fellow passengers in a crush at the door while the plane is still moving, and the air hostess gets off first.

I get off last to be embraced by the cold and clammy smog. The cocktail of damp diesel fumes, swirling dust, burning cow dung, toxic chemicals, spicy sweat and sandalwood wraps me in memories. The soothsayer and his prophecies of a decade ago boil to the surface of my brain.

For the old bloke did give a good hand job.

My friend Nic got married soon after we came home; she then quickly popped out two gorgeous girls and has never come back to India. I'm still single and at thirty-three, by Indian standards, I'm a spinster to be pitied. I've had good jobbing--only days ago I finished my last Morning Show on the Triple J network. I've interviewed famous actors, crazed celebrities and brilliant musicians; I've talked with an audience I admire; and I've enjoyed a lifestyle of traveling, film premieres, theater opening nights, music gigs and festivals. I've left the best job in the world for a country that I now remember hating with a passion. And I've done it for love. My boyfriend, Jonathan, is the Australian Broadcasting Company's South Asia correspondent based in New Delhi, and after a year of yearning, soppy love songs and pathetic phone calls, we've decided we can't live apart. I look to see if the toilet cleaner is here to gloat.

A different tarmac welcoming committee emerges from the mist--five men with massive mustaches, machine guns and moronic stares, each of them clutching his own penis.

I then spend hours inching along an impossibly slow passport queue comprised of harassed foreigners, while Indians move past smiling. It takes half an hour to find my bags in the midst of a screaming and jumping porter mosh pit and another twenty minutes to have my luggage X-rayed again. By the time I am near the exit I'm frantic that I'm late for my most important date. I rush down a long exit ramp that gets steeper and steeper, pulling my trolley deeper and faster into India. I hit the bottom with a bump and fall over. Dazed, disoriented and dusty, I sense a strange sight and sound emerging from the smog. A huge hurricane fence appears to be alive. It's rocking and writhing--fingers, toes and small arms reach through wire gaps; heads poke over the barbed wire, and mouths pressed to the steel groan and moan.

"Taxieeee, taxieee, madam, taxiee, baksheesh, money."

Before I can pick myself up, an arm breaks through a hole in the fence, grabs my bags and starts to disappear back into the misty melee. I begin a tug of war with a person I can't see. I start to scream. "Stop. Come back, I'm getting picked up."

"No, no, you are too late, your car not coming, I am taking you," yells a voice from the end of the arm.

Could he be right? Could Jonathan have come and gone? Or been held up on a story? My doubt weakens me and I lose my grip on my bags and fall flat on my back.

Then, through the smog, a tall being with a familiar grin emerges. Jonathan rescues me, grabbing my bags from the invisible man and me to his chest. I'm momentarily comforted, then I pull away and hit him.

"You're late," I wail pathetically. Jonathan recoils like a wounded boy. This is hardly the romantic reunion we'd pictured, and not how I wanted my new life in a new country to begin.

Jonathan bundles me into the Australian Broadcasting Company car with a promise of a stiff drink and a warm new home. We drive slowly through New Delhi's winter streets which seem like hell frozen over, or perhaps purgatory. I can't see beside or beyond the car. Foghorns hail from huge trucks sailing too close for comfort, and every time we stop at a red traffic light, which impossibly instructs us to relax in large white uneven letters, a ghostly torso or a gaunt face with an expression straight from The Scream rises from the milky depths. Long, skinny Addams family fingers rap on the window--death knocks from beggars. I shrink from the beings as if they're lepers and then realize many actually are. Still freaked from seeing bits of people through the airport fence, I'm now scared by seeing people without bits.

We stop at a huge black gate opened by a very small man with an extraordinarily large mustache and an even bigger smile. It appears he has won a beauty contest of some sort, as he's wearing a white pants suit with a red sash that says west end. Beyond Mr. West End looms my new home. I hit Jonathan again: I've left a sunny apartment by the sea in Sydney for a dark, dingy first-floor flat on the intersection of two of New Delhi's busiest roads.

Inside, the flat is large but lifeless; its white walls are stained with diesel fumes and bordered with dark wood; its marble floors are cold, cracked and yellow; its rooms almost empty, bar some ugly, Australian Broadcasting Company-issue pine furniture. Jonathan is a house-proud bloke, but he left most of his things in Australia and has been traveling almost constantly for a year. He quickly promises we will move or renovate. I try not to look too disappointed and he perks me up with champagne and a bedroom strewn with rose petals.

We fall asleep rocked by the reassurance of a love reunion and the traffic vibrations.

The next morning, after a Sunday sleep-in, we wake wrapped in a noxious cloud of smog and dirty diesel fumes. Marooned inside on the couch we sip chai--gorgeous tea made with cinnamon, ginger, boiled milk and a tablespoon of sugar. When the smog lifts we move to the deck to watch a roaring rough sea of traffic wildlife. All around us a furious knot of men and metal constantly unravels and re-forms, ebbing and flowing and going nowhere fast.

Blokes--and a friend or two--perch atop tall, rusty bicycles. Entire families share motorcycles; toddlers stand between dads' knees or clutch his back, and wives sit sidesaddle while snuggling babies. Auto-rickshaws zip around like tin toys. Ambassador cars--half Rolls-Royce and half Soviet tank--cruise with class. Huge tinsel-decorated trucks rumble and groan, filthy lime-green buses fly around like kamikaze cans squeezing out a chunky sauce of arms and legs. Shoes dangle from back bumpers and black demonic faces poke out red tongues from windshields; these are for good luck. But it's probably the holy mantra written on the backs of vehicles that keeps things moving It's not baby on board, or jesus saves, or triple m does delhi. Instead, hand-painted in swirling childish capital letters is: horn please.

Everyone seems to drive with one finger on the horn and another shoved high up a nostril. The highway soundtrack is a chaotic symphony of deep blasts, staccato honks, high-pitched beeps, musical notes and a weird duck drone. It's as if Delhi is blind and driving by sound--except it seems many are deaf. Women are curled up on the pavement sound asleep, and a man is stretched out on the median strip, dead to the danger. On the backs of bikes, on the laps of the motorcycle mums, babies are floppy with dreams.

It's clear it would be suicide to drive here and luckily I won't have to. The Australian Broadcasting Company has a driver, Abraham. Abraham's thick curls have crawled off his head like furry caterpillars and they now encircle his ears. He wears a mean pair of black Cuban-heeled cowboy boots and fake Levi's.

But Abe is no cowboy. Small, skinny and incredibly jumpy, he's worked for the Australian Broadcasting Company for twenty-five years but still seems nervous around boss-sahibs. He wrings his hands when Jonathan asks him a question, and whispers answers so quietly we have to lean close to pick them up. This just makes him more nervous and he jumps back as if we are going to hit him. Mild-mannered Abe, however, is Tarzan of the traffic jungle. He knows the strict species pecking order: pedestrians are on the bottom and run out of the way of everything, bicycles make way for cycle-rickshaws, which give way to auto-rickshaws, which stop for cars, which are subservient to trucks. Buses stop for one thing and one thing only. Not customers--they jump on while the buses are still moving. The only thing that can stop a bus is the king of the road, the lord of the jungle and the top dog.

The holy cow.

Eighty-two percent of Indians are Hindus. Hindus revere cows, probably because one of their favorite gods, Krishna, is a cowherd, and Shiva--the Lord of Destruction--has a bull called Nandi.

I've always thought it hilarious that Indian people chose the most boring, domesticated, compliant and stupid animal on earth to adore, but already I'm seeing cows in a whole different light. These animals clearly know they rule and they like to mess with our heads. The humpbacked bovines step off median strips just as cars are approaching, they stare down drivers daring them to charge, they turn their noses up at passing elephants and camels, and hold huddles at the busiest intersections where they seem to chat away like the bulls of Gary Larson cartoons. It's clear they are enjoying themselves.

But for animals powerful enough to stop traffic and holy enough that they'll never become steak, cows are treated dreadfully. Scrawny and sickly, they survive by grazing on garbage that's dumped in plastic bags. The bags collect in their stomachs and strangulate their innards, killing the cows slowly and painfully. Jonathan has already done a story about the urban cowboys of New Delhi who lasso the animals and take them to volunteer vets for operations. Unfortunately the cows are privately owned and once they are restored to health they must be released to eat more plastic.

New Delhi and its cows can wait, though. Jonathan and I need a week's holiday and a catch-up after a year apart.

Before dawn on Monday morning, Abraham drives us through wide avenues, around green traffic circles, past a flower market, and drops us at the New Delhi train station, which doubles as a pavement hotel--rows and rows of bodies stretch across the station--entire families snoring away atop ripped sheets of plastic, filthy rags or just the hard concrete ground.

We negotiate an obstacle course of bodies lying comatose on the concrete as we scamper after a scrawny porter who insists on carrying our backpacks upon his head. The old bloke keeps stumbling and shakes with Parkinson's disease, so Jonathan ends up carrying our bags and very nearly the porter, who looks at our train seats with an obvious longing for a good nap. Feeling sorry for him, I hand him fifty rupees (one dollar). But just before the train lurches from the platform, he's back, yelling at me about "no-good money" and throwing the notes on my lap. I look down and swear--I've accidentally given him fifty American dollars and the poor guy has no idea of its worth. Humiliated more by his mistake than mine, I hand him one hundred rupees to appease us both. He stumbles off singing with delight and a crowd gathers around him in shock. It's way too much. (For the next two years the porters at New Delhi station will recognize me as the Mad Madam who paid two dollars for nothing, and demand a similarly huge sum. Some will even shake to arouse my sympathy.)

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 28, 2013

    Educational yet cynical

    She is funny and very descriptive. However, the cynicism is eating me down. I am learning so much about India but can't figure out why she stays there. She sounds miserable.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Posted November 29, 2008

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    Everyone has a story to tell

    More a book about the author's self indulgent search for herself than about India itself. Still worth reading if you are as interested in everything about India that is out there.

    1 out of 1 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 25, 2007

    A reviewer

    'Holy Cow' by Sarah Macdonald is the author's condescending account of time she spent in India. Her descriptions of what is actually a beautiful, rich, varied culture are narrow-minded and written in a tone that makes it clear she considers herself superior to India and Indian people. It's a shame that she didn't learn anything useful from her travels or absorb any of admirable values of Indian/Hindu culture such as acceptance, open-mindedness and respect for all beings. Last but not least, the cover image of Lord Shiva clad in sunglasses epitomizes what an ignorant and racist woman Sarah Macdonald really is.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 7, 2007

    A reviewer

    I m a student and I am doing my Masters in America. I think, no one has the right to show a coverpage like this. Good for the author that she went back to her country, and many ppl. from India think the same. Mam' maybe you have gained a lot and maybe u have enjoyed ur journey but what u have potrayed in the begining as well as the cover page was very uncalled for. You need to understand that ur coverpage might b cool for ppl. from other countries and religion but for us hindus, its a very big deal. May be u know a lot a't India, here is one more thing, we in India, especially hindus believe in our almighty god more than any thing in the world, so please never do this again, not only with us but for the rest of the religions. I know that I m giving a judgement but i know that its better than ur's.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 16, 2005

    Condescending, Shallow...

    ...and often offensive. I have traveled quite extensively in India; her perspectives are condescending and narrow minded; the thoughts of a person with little real curiosity and less empathy. Perhaps a more fitting cover would have been her flipping the bird from her airplane window as she did when leaving on her first visit. I guess they'll print anything these days.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 27, 2004

    So true and crazy

    Sarah, much unlike most Indians, had the finances and luxury of wide travel in exploring every religion under the sun in the short 3 years in India. Yes, indeed, India is the endless cacophony she describes or, as someone described, one huge circus. India, the country of my birth, can instantly absorb anyone. Sarah's writing is catching and entertaining, but I am yet to figure out her fascination with flatulence. Did she grow her hair back? On my reading this absorbing book, I have asked my 13 year old daughter to read it, too, so she may , despite growing up in the west, get one wide swath of her ancestors' homeland. I strongly recommend the book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 17, 2004

    Holy Cow: An Indian Adventure

    I have to agree with the others. It was so offensive and degrading - I don't know how they published this.

    1 out of 2 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 17, 2004

    Holy Cow: An Indian Adventure

    The cover of the book is so degrading and insulting - I don't know what possessed me to buy it - but curiosity won. Let's read all about her 'spiritual journey'. Whatever!! The author goes into a long diatribe of her experience - that frankly sounds so generic and made up. Don't bother!! If you want to be inspired read any books about His Holiness the Dalai Lama.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 1, 2004

    A Laborious and Offensive Read

    This book¿s flashy cover and intriguing synopsis were what first attracted me to it, however, it turned out to be a disappointing read. While MacDonald appears to come away with a better understanding of India after her time in the country, the book reflects a narrow and cynical viewpoint. The reader is aware of an acute lack of empathy and willingness to understand new cultures; the language is at times deeply offensive (particularly certain references to Hindu Gods), and the emphasis too much on the negative. The India described appears to be stuck in a time warp, one of the most upmarket and luxurious suburbs of Delhi is initially described as possessing just a single ice-cream parlour in the late nineties, although multinationals of all shapes and sizes had by then set up shop all over India. The country seems populated by crooks, beggars and charlatans; the few good souls left can¿t wait to get away and there is filth and waste everywhere - definitely not an accurate portrayal of the place. Even in her analysis of social trends and customs, MacDonald is greatly off the mark. The book misses out on much of India¿s vibrancy and colour, and is difficult to get through. It suffices as a purely personal account, not as an introduction to spirituality in India or even the country itself, not least because for a book on spirituality and religion, it is evidence of an almost complete lack of faith.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 29, 2014

    Az

    Ok thats weird

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  • Anonymous

    Posted November 22, 2013

    Very OFFENSIVE!  First of all the cover of this book is complete

    Very OFFENSIVE! 
    First of all the cover of this book is completely inappropriate.  The ridiculous pink sunglasses on a Hindu God is extremely improper and hurtful!   This book should not be considered a credible or honest description of India.  In spite of her conclusion that India is actually not bad, the insensitive cover clearly shows how she does not really understand the country's culture.  The author heavily ridicules Hinduism and Indians and completely misrepresents India! Very skewed representation and disrespectful nature in this mocking account.  An entirely unprofessional work that is only based on the author's personal twisted judgment!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 13, 2013

    Tom

    Look in res1

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 13, 2013

    Medicine den-cowclan

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  • Anonymous

    Posted June 22, 2012

    At first I didn't know if she loved India or hated it

    Well written and filled with love hate experiences of her time in India but the author uses these to share the contradiction that India is. when she decides to take on an experience she does it fully and with an openness that is charming and educational.

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  • Posted December 6, 2009

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    Funny and poignant

    Funny and poignant, a first hand account of India, the people, culture, habits and religions told with a refreshing honesty. I have given this book as a gift and my teenaged son even picked it up and read it - with no prompting - he loved it!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted July 11, 2008

    A relaxing book to read

    I lived as a western teenager in Bombay(Mumbai) from 69-73.I bought the book because of the cover and one for my friend in Germany.I am a German living in the States.I loved my stay in India and still cook Indian food,watch their movies and listen to their music today. The book is very well written and so honest and true -I do not believe it downgrades the country,that is was it is.I have laughed so much and it brought my memories back.I had experienced much the same at my time(kind of sad that it hasn't changed much in many aspects).I highly recommend this book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 22, 2008

    Dead on

    This book gave words to my feelings regarding my recent trip to India. The country is unable to be described, and she does an amazing job describing it from a Westerner's point of view. For those that think the book is insulting, write a book about your point of view of the United States, or another western country. We won't prevent you from publishing it, reading it, and agreeing with it.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 1, 2008

    Highly Entertaining

    At first when I saw the cover page of the book, I though uh-oh a lot of Indians are going to be offended, but once I dived into reading it, I found Sarah Mcdonald and her experiences with India to be very entertaining. I thought that her stories from the food, to the religion, all the way to the Bollywood side of India, stayed true to character. Macdonald tells it like it is, her various accounts of how she lived in a country she first hated becomes blissfully honest. I especially love the part where she has the experience of trying so many different types of goats! (You have to read it to get it) So funny! Who knew?

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 8, 2008

    A Great Adventure

    I loved reading this very interesting, and funny adventure. I learned a lot about India. Sarah Macdonald tells the story in such a personal and funny way. She makes you feel like you are right there with her. She created in me this intense desire to visit this great country. Have given away many copies to friends and family.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted December 17, 2006

    India- a bundle of contradictions- hilarious

    I found Sarah Macdonald's adventures hilarious and I highly recommend the book to anyone planning a trip or who wants to learn more. I spent the first half of my life in India and know exactly what she's talking about. I disagree with those who find Sarah's tone condescending and disrespectful. We Indians must learn to laugh at ourselves and recognize that India is truly a paradox. Being an ancient culture doesn't necessrily mean that it doesn't have any faults. The caste system for e.g. is a scourge and so are the various cruelties and stupidities Indians commit in the name of religion. Having said that, India is also famous for adapting to, and adopting from, various cultures and religions. The book demonstrates that India is a true melting pot. I think Sarah matures tremendously as the book progresses. She learns to love India, its myriad contradictions not withstanding, and comes out of her experiences deeper and more humble than when her journey began. I related easily to her references to 'Eve teasing' which was very common during my youth. It was difficult for me to use public transportaton without being gratuitously groped. I used to travel in buses catering only to women to avoid that humiliation. Men flashing me was not uncommon either. My husband who is American, also enjoyed the book and found it valuable, especially since we are planning a trip to India soon.

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