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Overview

Hi. I see you’re reading the back of my book. This tells me that you either:

A) are hoping to find a brief summary of what to expect from a how-to book by Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, or B) don’t know how books work.

If your answer was “A,” your best bet is probably the table of contents, which is where you’ll find the “contents” of this book listed in a convenient, easy-to-read “table” format. So maybe go check that out for a minute and then come back here. I’ll wait. . . .

Pretty cool, right? What other book will teach you how to dress properly and how to drive an elephant? How to field strip an AK-47 and how to haggle with a Thai prostitute—in her native tongue? How to pilot an airboat and how to make about a million delicious cocktails, including a Molotov one? How to kill a guy and how to prepare a fabulous brunch? Plus how to do tons of other stuff that I forgot, but that is nonetheless probably in this book (which, to be honest, I really only kinda skimmed).

So if you want to learn more about how to be more—or at all—like Sterling Archer, the world’s greatest secret agent, quit smearing your greasy fingerprints all over this book and buy it. For one thing, I really need the royalties. For another thing, the last time I checked, this wasn’t a damn library.

(Note: If your answer was “B,” this probably isn’t the book you want to start with.)

Product Details

  • ISBN-13: 9780062066312
  • Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Publication date: 1/17/2012
  • Pages: 164
  • Sales rank: 13,405
  • Product dimensions: 5.40 (w) x 8.20 (h) x 0.70 (d)

Meet the Author

Sterling Archer is the world’s greatest secret agent and now also probably a bestselling author. A world-class cocksman and former all-conference preparatory school lacrosse player, he divides his time among New York City, Monte Carlo, the Orient, several of the classier islands of the Caribbean, and Gstaad. This is his first book.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted January 18, 2012

    Booyakasha!

    If you're a big fan of Archer, you should definitely check out this book. It's filled with all sorts of references from the show, but also keeps it fresh with new insights from Sterling's world. The writing is as if the characters really did write this. Definitely read this. You won't be disappointed.

    9 out of 9 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted February 10, 2012

    It's a funny laugh

    I'm a woman so none of this would apply to me even if I ever considered using any of Archer's techniques unless I twisted it to make it a feminine style. But it's a really really funny read, especially if you read the entire book with Archer's voice in your mind. I'm glad I chose to buy it.

    3 out of 3 people found this review helpful.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 22, 2012

    Will

    Maybe his mom found him with his nook..he did say he wuz grounded til june.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 20, 2012

    Alyss

    Yawn....

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2012

    Alessandra

    We were worried about you. You're finally back! I had my State writing competition today. I didn't place, though. I'm disappointed, but there's still next year. I am so tired! It's been a long day...

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2012

    Nick to gilan

    Welcome back! Nate is my apprentice now.

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  • Anonymous

    Posted May 25, 2012

    Gilan

    Hit the nail on the head will. Actually it was my ipod. I talked to my parents about how i was sneaking on cause i was so overwhelmed with all the bad news so they said if i made progress with my trouble spots for a whole week i could have my electronics back. I did it and im back!!!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted April 9, 2012

    Fargin' Hilarious

    Archer has to be the greatest super spy that ever lived!

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  • Posted March 14, 2012

    Awesome!

    I am a huge fan of this tv show so when I heard that there was a book I had to buy it. It was well worth the money! Full of the same humor as the show!

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  • Anonymous

    Posted March 3, 2012

    Friggin awesome

    Everything you could want if sterling archer actually wrote a book. Nuff said.

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