My Horizontal Life (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition)

My Horizontal Life (Turtleback School & Library Binding Edition)

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by Chelsea Handler
     
 

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The author shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, and a cruise ship performer.

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The author shares a collection of true-life stories about her romps through the bedrooms of a variety of suitors, documenting her brief encounters with a Vegas stripper, a well-endowed little person, and a cruise ship performer.

Product Details

ISBN-13:
9780606351430
Publisher:
Sanval, Inc.
Publication date:
11/19/2013
Edition description:
THIS EDITION IS INTENDED FOR USE IN SCHOOLS AND LIBRARIES ONLY
Pages:
239
Sales rank:
392,115
Product dimensions:
4.20(w) x 6.60(h) x 1.00(d)

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My Horizontal Life 4 out of 5 based on 1 ratings. 2349 reviews.
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I took this book with me on a girl's trip which involved days of laying in the sun by the pool. I found myself laughing out loud to the point where the rest of the girls wanted in on the fun so we took turns reading chapters out loud to eachother and were in tears laughing. Once you pick up a Chelsea Handler book, you can't put it down.
theReader278 More than 1 year ago
I enjoyed this one. Excellent for the hot summer days!
eak321 More than 1 year ago
Much like "Are You There, Vodka? It's Me, Chelsea," "My Horizontal Life" made me laugh out loud at Chelsea's hilarious anecdotes and ability to tell humorous stories. I read her 2nd book first and her first book second, but it doesn't really matter. Each is a collection of random stories over the course of her lifetime, so there's no particular order that readers have to follow to get terrific enjoyment from Chelsea's miseries. You just have to love reading about sex, alcohol, and mishaps. Oh, and midgets. And an occasional skidmark. Hehehe... I look forward to Chelsea's third book! Keep 'em coming, girl! Note to publisher: do you need an editor? I noticed a lot of grammatical typos that were obviously overlooked during the printing of this book. If so, tell me where to send my resume. Thanks!
marianne68 More than 1 year ago
Very funny. If you love Chelsea, you must read this book
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
There were a few highlights, and easy to read, but nothing memorable in the story telling.
thecollector0 More than 1 year ago
this is a good book with many characters and very funny. I thoroughly enjoyed this book as well as the others by Chelsea Handler, and again cannot wait to read the next one.
EdGossage More than 1 year ago
Ok as stated in my title I love, no like seriously LOVE Chelsea, I have had a crush on her since I first saw her. Anyway I read this book in a day, and found the writing top notch, it flowed smoothly and was an easy and comfortable read. However, I was not a huge fan of this book. I am guessing that it may have had something to do with the fact that I am a guy and had a huge crush on Ms. Handler and every story ended in her sleeping with someone that was not me. I have since read "Are You There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea" and now suggest both books be read as a group and considered the same book. The combination of the two makes even the most stuck up guy love Chelsea even more than they ever would have known. The stories are fantastic. If you live even the most mild of provocitive lives (or have in the past) you will relate to Chelsea. If you are going to read one book or another, if you are a female I suggest this book, if you are a male I suggest her second book.
lovely_liz More than 1 year ago
Chelsea Handler explains the sexual life of the average young American living in Los Angeles...Well..minus the little people part, She's Hilarious and tells it like it is. I have never been able to relate to a book as much as i have been to this one and her previous book Are you There Vodka? It's Me Chelsea. I reccomend this book to women who are not offended easily!
NCLegend More than 1 year ago
This is "classic Chelsea". From the tales of her years growing up in an "out there family" through her bedroom episodes of young adulthood, Chelsea keeps the reader "in stitches". Her creative wit and hilarious metaphors spice her stories with side-splitting comedy. If you have a sense of humor, then this read is for you!
lori-love More than 1 year ago
I was literally laughing out loud until i was crying... my fiance thought i was crazy until he read parts of it and was belly laughing as well!!! I recommend this to anyone that likes Chelsea Handler or crude humor!!! I have read it four more times and i still crack up everytime!!!!
miranda0207 More than 1 year ago
I love, love, LOVE Chelsea Handler!! I watch her show every night on E! She's extremely entertaining! I'm so happy I found her, I could relate to a lot of the stories in her book. It was a fast read, too fast in fact! I wish the book would of lasted longer, but anyway it is I'd recommend it to anyone who loves to laugh! Especially young women, its nice to hear stories of another female player out there ; ))
Kris_C More than 1 year ago
I absolutely Loved this book! This was my first book by this author and I couldn't put it down! It is so funny and blunt and just totally different than any books I've read. She really did a good job with it. I think the ending could've been a little bit different...maybe an epilogue or something...I felt like something was missing. But I highly recommend it!!!
Anonymous More than 1 year ago
I had always seen Chelsea's show and always found her to be very funny and straight to the point. My friend had recommended this book to me one day and I became hesitant because she doesn't have the best taste in books. I agreed to give it a shot. I couldn't put the book down. I finished it in two sittings. I laughed so hard I almost cried. This book will not disappoint.
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AmandaMilitia More than 1 year ago
LOVE. This book will have you cracking up for the entire duration! I don't like her show, but her books I can read over and over again!
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I think some of her later ones are more fun y but still a good read.
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