Nipple Confusion, Uncoordinated Pooping, and Spittle: The Life of a Newborn's Father

For new babies, there are the first-year milestones that everyone talks about—baby’s first smile, first steps, and first words—and then there are all the firsts that everyone conveniently forgets to mention. The first time you find yourself hanging around the baby store parking lot, waiting for the doors to open so you can make an emergency breast pump purchase. The first time you discover that girls, too, can shoot pee across the changing table when you’re least expecting it. And the first...