The Great Gerbil Roundup

From the bestselling author of "Be a Perfect Person in Just Three Days!"

Why are thousands of wild-eyed tourists running through the streets of Gerbil, Pennsylvania, twirling miniature lariats? Why are swarms of desperate gerbils desperately scampering out of their way? Why does the town's fate now depend on two kids named Elton Wazoo and McBeth McBeth? And how does this all involve Rory Rallickson's Rhinoceros Ranch?

It all began when the sleepy town of Gerbil decided to put itself on the ma...