Optimizing Swordplay (A More Efficient Fantasy, #3)

Traditional fantasy worlds are shit. The technology is pathetic, the magic is too showy, the beer tastes like piss, and heroes can become amazing swordsmen in one montage.

Paka wants to be a swordsman so he can protect his sister, Yadis. That means he needs to convince either orcs or humans to teach him to fight. Since he's not sure whether he's an orc or a human, that gets complicated.