Tasty Pickle: An Opposites Attract Romantic Comedy

Surely nobody has ever met their great love while using duct tape to pull cactus needles out of their girl parts on a mountain trail.

Except I just did.

Let me tell you about Axel Pickle.

He's a bronzed god.

Totally outdoorsy.

Worth half a billion after selling his nature app.

And he hikes naked.

He showed up in nothing but his hiking boots when I ran shrieking onto his private property after peeing on a prickly pear and being unable to put my pants back on.

We've been staring at each other's priva...