Textual Relations

Grayson McKnight

I haven't been having much luck on the dating scene lately, ever since my breakup with my longtime college girlfriend. I thought being twenty-five and single would be a blast, but dating apps are trash and I've managed to get nothing but three fake numbers at my favorite bar.

Thankfully, the actual owner of the third fake number was kind enough to reply to let me know I'd texted the wrong number. She was warm and open and expressed curiosity about the fake number I'd been giv...