A Body on the Porch

While a retired detective on vacation is standing in front of a popular breakfast place in Gatlinburg, Tennessee, he encounters a weasel of a man who is only there because one of his neighbors is paying for his vacation. The detective makes a mistake of telling the man what he used to do for a living, and the man asks the detective if he goes home and finds a body will the detective come and solve the murder at no cost to him. The detective tells him he will do it only if the body is found ...