The Wrong Android

It's been 5 years since The Crash, when every AI, including Derrick's Girlfriend, got wiped from existence by the terrorist group known as RobotDeath. Derrick gets a second chance to build a new bot, this time as a living, though not exactly breathing, humanoid robot.
But when it arrives he finds that there is a tiny flaw, well, not tiny, in fact, a rather large flaw. Instead of the petite blond Jennifer he was expecting, he got Finn, a tall, muscular, hairy and very well-endowed bot.
Frust...