100 Funny Quotes Part 2: Laugh-Out-Loud With The Funniest, Silliest, Dumbest Jokes, Riddles, Quotes, Terrible Wise Cracks

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"I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating." ~ Mark Twain
"I know what men want. Men want to be really, really close to someone who will leave them alone." ~ Elayne Boosler
"There's no sauce in the world like hunger." ~ Miguel de Cervantes
"If two wrongs don't make a right, try three." ~ Laurence J. Peter
"I think I am, therefore, I am... I think." ~ George Carlin
"Why does a woma...