100 Jolly Jokes for all Occasions

A man, very upset, was complaining to his friend. “Last night, I was talking to my wife about living and dying. I told her not to ever leave me in a vegetative state, dependent on machines and liquids.”

“And?”

“She got up, unplugged the TV and took my beer away.”


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A man was at the library when he saw a beautiful woman reading a book. He decided to talk to her, and he asked her, “What are you reading?”

“It’s a book about happiness in relationships. Did you know that Japanese men are the most r...