101 Things to Do Before You're Five: The funny, bizarre and downright yucky things to expect from your little people

Is that gurgle the best you can do? With five years of pleasure ahead of you, there are 101 amusing and infuriating things for you to get up to . . .

Go ahead . . .


· Play your jam sandwich in the DVD machine.

· Worship the cardboard box your most expensive present came in.

· Stick that pea right up your nose.

· Take your place in the middle of your parents' bed.

· Drop that tiny car in the massive ball pit and scream until your scrambling parents unearth it.


After all, you're only young once.

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