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Overview
School psychologists aren't supposed to write books about sex. Doing so would be considered "unethical" and "a fireable offense." Lucky for you, ethics was never my strong suit.
Sex/Life: 44 Chapters About 4 Men is a laugh-out-loud funny and brutally honest look at female sexuality, as told through the razor-sharp lens of domesticated bad girl BB Easton. No one and nothing is off limits as BB revisits the ex-boyfriends -- a sadistic tattoo artist, a punk rock parolee, and a heavy metal bass player -- that led her to finally find true love with a straight-laced, drop-dead-gorgeous . . . accountant.
After settling down and starting a family with her perfectly vanilla "husbot," Ken, BB finds herself longing for the reckless passion she had in her youth. She begins to write about these escapades in a secret journal, just for fun, but when Ken starts to act out the words on the pages, BB realizes that she might have stumbled upon the holy grail of behavior modification techniques.
The psychological dance that ensues is nothing short of hilarious as BB wields her journal like a blowtorch, trying to light a fire under her cold, distant partner. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but in the end, BB learns that the man she was trying so hard to change was perfect for her all along.
Product Details
| ISBN-13: | 9781538718322 |
|---|---|
| Publisher: | Grand Central Publishing |
| Publication date: | 11/19/2019 |
| Sold by: | Hachette Digital, Inc. |
| Format: | NOOK Book |
| Sales rank: | 471,595 |
| File size: | 2 MB |
About the Author
BB's memoir, 44 Chapters About 4 Men, and the spin-off 44 Chapters novels are the inspiration for Sex/Life, a steamy, female-centered dramedy series coming soon to Netflix.
The Rain Trilogy, an epic apocalyptic love story, is her first work of fiction. Or at least, that's what she thought when she wrote it in 2019. Then 2020 hit and all of her dystopian plot points started coming true. If you need her, she'll be busy writing a feel-good utopian rom-com to see if that fixes everything.
You can find her procrastinating in all the following places:
Email: authorbbeaston@gmail.comWebsite: www.authorbbeaston.comFacebook: www.facebook.com/bbeastonInstagram: www.instagram.com/author.bb.eastonTwitter: www.twitter.com/bb_eastonPinterest: www.pinterest.com/artbyeastonGoodreads: https://goo.gl/4hiwiRBookBub: https://www.bookbub.com/authors/bb-eastonSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/user/bbeastonEtsy: www.etsy.com/shop/artbyeaston#TeamBB Facebook group: www.facebook.com/groups/BBEastonAnd giving away a free e-book from one of her author friends each month in her newsletter: www.authorbbeaston.com/subscribe
Table of Contents
Author's Note xi
Introduction xiii
Glossary xvii
1 The Husbot 1
2 Skeletor 6
3 Frenemies 12
4 Props 18
5 Condiments Are for Hot Dogs, Not Wieners 23
6 Enter the Evil Professor 35
7 The Notorious K.E.N. 42
8 Call Me Crazy 44
9 Lady and the Tramp 50
10 Ken, Meet Fantasy Harley 59
11 Inception-Style, Muthafucka! 76
12 More Like, Billy I-Don't 79
13 Knock, Knock. Who's There? Ding-Dong 87
14 My Tail Fell Off Again 95
15 Hocus Poke-us 100
16 Oh No, I Incest 103
17 Hoodie and the Blowjob 105
18 Hard Work (Pun Intended) 114
19 BB Suffers 118
20 The Worst 121
21 Somebody Call Oprah 125
22 Hansel and Metal 128
23 I Was in a Basement, Surrounded by Phantom Limbs 161
24 Bass Players Do It With Rhythm 166
25 Bonerversary 171
26 Guard Your Thighs 175
27 Skynet Has Become Self-Aware! Skynet Has Become Self-Aware! 180
28 When the SUV's A-Rockin' 183
29 Mark McKen 194
30 Mission(ary) Accomplished! 210
31 Stupid Safe Word 219
32 Leprechauns Love Anal 223
33 We Both Have Gmail Accounts. It's Like We Want to Get Fired 228
34 867-5309 233
35 Hasta La Vista, Knight 236
36 Roses Are Red, Violets Are Assholes 242
37 What a Difference a Year Makes 243
38 Sex on the Beach 245
39 Adieu 254
40 Haiku of Shame 257
41 What's Your Beef with Breakfast, Ken? 259
42 Take a Picture. It'll Last Longer 272
43 You Can't Always Get What You Want 277
44 Blue Balls 282
Epilogue: Actual Text Conversation with Dr. Sara Snow 285
Acknowledgments 289
Excerpt from Skin 295
About the Author 327