5,000 Great One Liners

Which was ironic because we were at a bus stop at the time.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

An onion just told me a joke.

I don't know whether to laugh or cry.

A priest, a rabbi and a blind man walk into a bar and the bartender says, 'What is this, some kind of joke?'

I got chatting to a lumberjack in a pub.

He seemed like a decent feller.

I'll never forget what my granddad said to me just before he kicked the bucket. He said, 'Grandson, how far...