99 Reasons Everyone Hates Facebook

Despite boasting over one billion worldwide users, Facebook has inevitably transformed from being a well-loved social outlet for friends and family to an ego-centric, duck pose-laden, virtual farming-centric nightmare. Rather than wag a disapproving finger at the website itself, writer Emmet Purcell catalogs the 99 reasons why - despite our best efforts to leave - Facebook has become a part of our social identity, for good or ill. OK, mostly ill.

Across nine humorous chapters, the worst Fac...