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Assholes Finish First (Abridged)

By Tucker Max
Narrated by: Tucker Max
Abridged — 8 hours, 23 minutes
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By Tucker Max
Narrated by: Tucker Max
Abridged — 8 hours, 23 minutes
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The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the outrageously funny fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you've got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous real...