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Don't Put the Martinis in the Steam Iron

By Susan K Darby
Narrated by: Tanya Eby
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By Susan K Darby
Narrated by: Tanya Eby

This item will be released on December 22, 2026.

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A hilarious memoir of 1960s single life, San Francisco style

One broken nose, five roommates, and two years of spectacular disasters

Fresh out of college with a broken nose, an English degree, and absolutely no practical skills, Susan and her friends descend on San Francisco with nothing but enthusiasm and a vow to reach the Top of the Mark by September. What could possibly go wrong?

Everything-gloriously, hilariously, memorably.

From their crumbling Victorian apartment (complete with a tipp...