How to accidentally on purpose stalk and traumatise your soulmate:
- Hide behind wheelie bins like all proper predators do.
- Stare through his window until he spots you.
- Volunteer to teach him self-defence to protect him from his "stalker" (i.e., you).
- Try not to spontaneously combust when you touch him during training.
Felix
Someone's been watching me for months.
As Killigrew Street's tech expert, I've hacked into enough systems to know we've made serious enemies-particularly since discovering...






















