Ritz Harper Goes to Hollywood!

As the reigning "Queen of Radio," Ritz Harper has managed to out, ridicule, jack up or mess over everyone and anyone, from hip-hop stars to high-class snobs-so she's decided to take her career to the next level: Hollywood, baby!

Decked out in Chanel from head to toe, and sporting bodacious new breast implants, Ritz is ready for her close-up. But first, she has to deal with the dirtiest dealmakers in Tinsel Town-and the trashiest trash-talkers in her reckless past. Is Ritz worried? Of course ...