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This Book Is Not for You: A Picture Book Without Any Ninjas, Zombies, or Aliens

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With dynamic illustrations by Susanna Covelli that hilariously contradict the story, This Book Is Not for You is told by Howard Pearlstein in the voice of an oblivious narrator who explains why this book is not for you.


Are you a kid?
Are you reading this book?
If so, drop it like a hot potato.
Seriously, skipper.
This book is not for you.


Packed with everything a kid could never want—nothing funny, gross, cool, cute, or silly—this picture book is reall...