Holy Bible Rewrite God Tale Of Two?

Having you, heaven me, together we are having heaven!

Now if anyone can prove me wrong about being God, good luck. Now, people, give yourselves one life and give cats nine lives. When you go to sleep and wake up, start counting your lives because one day you just might stop counting and only God knows you could take money with you when you die: 1974 (19S*7+4=11*S one, one the dollar sign [$])

Now Paco has this cologne called 1 Million. Now God stand over the dead in the cemetery and say start...