Not Exactly Stealin'

It's Stealing Time!

It's Charleston, South Carolina, in the '90s. The old ways are on life support, living on stolen time.

Beautiful Dale Ralston has finally had enough of her cheating husband, Collier, a state senator, rabid collector of Civil War manuscripts, and general douchebag.

Collier is out of the house, but what does Dale do with a collection that is entirely stolen?

Everyone has the same idea: They should have it.

Collier's sister Rannie, the meanest lawyer in Charleston, sees it patch...