The Tragedy of Felix and Jake (Special Edition)

They say the best way to get over someone is to get under someone else.

They say the best way to stay sober is to love yourself.

I'm great at making bad decisions.

Addict? Check. Poor impulse control? Check. Obsessed with the guy I'm sponsoring? Check Check Check.

There is no one worse for me to want in my bed than Jake Tully. He's hot and grumpy and literally a terrible idea. Terrible. Worse, no one has ever made me feel the way he does - valued. But here I am - thinking about him again.

Fallin...