A Billion Jokes (Volume 1)

'It's funny, but Peter Serafinowicz is the kind of funny person that funny people find funny' – Simon Pegg

'Peter Serafinowicz is one of the funniest women in the world' – Derren Brown

Jokes include:

'I like to put my Shredded Wheat through my own shredder, just to be on the safe side.'

'Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success.'

'Float like an octopus, sting like a clock' - Muhammad Dali

'Jeremy Clarkson is like Marmite. Revolting.'

'I used to find buying books from Amazo...